What my pet thinks

When I was little, I thought the best thing in the world would be to be a cat. I mean, really. What do they have to do all day? Eat, sleep in the sunshine, poop, meow, sleep some more. Who WOULDN’T want to be a cat?!? So of course I grew up to own not one, but two stupid lovely cats. I decided to get inside the mind of my cat and see what he might be thinking.

1. Everyone is asleep and I’m hungry. I ran out of food like 2 hours ago. I’ll go meow once in the master bedroom to wake up THE MOM lady. But then I’ll just meow in the hallway. She can’t hit me with anything from there.

2. So my people still haven’t fed me. I woke up THE MOM lady and a couple of the smaller people. Maybe if I hang out by my bowl THE MOM lady will yell at a kid and I will finally get breakfast. I can’t believe they have been up for 10 whole minutes and not fed me.

3. Oh crap. The baby person is awake. I wish these people would quit bringing more little people home.

4. If I lay really still maybe the baby person will think I’m dead and leave me alone. Ouch. Let go of the fur!!

5. Doorbell!!! Someone new to pet!

6. If I’m quiet maybe I can see if there is any water on the counter. The kid forgot water this morning. Ooooops. Knocked over the water again. Better get off quick.

7. Ok, kid. I know that grin. Put the pillowcase down and walk away! NO! NO! I won’t go in there again! Crap.

8. Shhh. The kids can’t find me in the closet. THE MOM lady won’t let them in here. It’s the only place I am safe.

9. Oh good. The big one is home. He likes it when I sleep with him.

10. That was good. The little girl they say is 2 years old is super warm and snuggly. Maybe if I go sleep on her pillow she won’t wake up crying this time. Nope? Oh well. It was worth a shot.

(Don’t worry about his eye, this was taken a while ago and his eye is all better.)

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Comments

  1. Flingin Flangin cats! :) I think its funny you have cats when you couldn’t stand our cat growing up. Although she was super crazy and not very nice, but still. ;) Cats are so stupid they are smart. The meowing thing where you can’t get to them drives me crazy. At least they are cute and soft and my boys appreciate that you have them so they can run around with strings and the cats chasing them!

  2. I think you pretty much nailed the cat–I’m not sure our cat had that much thought in her crazed mind.

  3. Cats are simply fantastic aren’t they. Great post. :) xx
    Stacy´s last blog post ..Musings – Mama Kats Workshop (19th April 2012)

  4. I do love me some Kitty Kats! I need to stop by and meet this beauty. (Glad she likes “The Big One”. He’s my favorite too!

  5. I don’t have a cat now, but I have owned a few in my day and I think you hit his/her thoughts on the head…too cute. Love your post.
    Dionne´s last blog post .."Mamaw" was A PowderPuff Derby Racer

  6. I heart cats. Yours is beautiful! But what happened to his eye? Obviously you say it’s all better, but what’s the story mornin’ glory?
    Tiffany´s last blog post ..I need a vacation.

    • It was some weird infection. The vet initially thought it was some rare cat eye disease, but thankfully some eye drops cleared it up. But just try putting eye drops in a cat’s eyes! It wasn’t pretty.

  7. So funny! I could see my cat saying many of the same things. (I chose the same prompt to write about today :)
    Jen {at} take2mommy´s last blog post ..Deep Thoughts from the Family Furbabies

  8. Bwahahah I don’t even want to KNOW what my cat’s are thinking right now. if blending two sets of kids wasn’t hard enough we have blended 3 cats as well. I know they’re happy though because we now have our own house….yippee
    Twisted Domestic Goddess´s last blog post ..Quick check in

  9. Hahaha!!! Nicely done, Stacey. I really got into your cat’s head with this one. Love #3.
    Mama, Hear Me Roar´s last blog post ..A non-stop day

  10. Haha!! Watch out for the “baby person”…so funny :)
    Runnermom-jen´s last blog post ..Happy Birthday, Katelyn

  11. Ha! The pillowcase one was hilarious. Not for the cat, of course, but, you know. ;)
    Wombat Central´s last blog post ..Doggy Brains

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